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• Lance Armstrong hanging out with Paris Hilton? Apparently, no one told him it only takes one ball to get the clap. [Page Six]
• Whitney Houston may have kicked Bobby Brown out, may have simply misplaced him under giant pile of crack vials. [R&M]
• Candy Spelling sells mansion for $130 million. Tori Spelling can count to 130. Okay, 100. [TMZ]
• Nicole Richie dating Brody Jenner. Brody Jennner excited to see Brody Jennner's name in print one more time. Brody Jennner. [People]
• Bam Margera offers Jessica Simpson apology for whole adultery rumors thing. Slaps himself and throws drink in own face. [US Weekly]
• Celebrities continue to get free shit because fuck you. [Lowdown]