• Video evidence of what happens when four guys get simultaneously dumped. [ScorchedHotTub]
• Rest assured that you will eventually run into that chick you groped after she failed to mention she had a boyfriend. It's up to you, though, how you choose to deal with the situation. [Everything Is Wrong With Me]
• Who the hell wants to move into the overpriced, year-vacant shithole in Greenpoint? Trust-fund hipsters, that's who. [new york shitty]
• Madonna's "music" destroys H&M. Because it was such a bastion of audio excellence to begin with. [MonkeyPants]