Lucky Magazine spread Marissa Mayer's gadgets across two pages of their September issue, along with priceless quotes like, "I'm so big on baking, I was actually contemplating opening a cupcake shop last summer."

My god, is there anything this woman thinks she can't do?

On the upside, Lucky did up Marissa to look like a star. Marissa, if you're reading this, please keep your hair like that and buy only vintage 50s wear. (And pearls. Lots of pearls.)

Lucky Magazine [Official site, these pages not available]