• How could anyone turn down a threesome with their drunk neighbor and her drunk boyfriend? It's a perfect opportunity to create even more awkwardness in the hallways of your building. [Heart Tribute Band Super Fan Page]
• An equine shaman who moonlights as a feline shaman brings new meaning to the phrase 'fall-back career'. [Languor Management]
• We could think of better ways to make $100 than swimming in the lake at Central Park. Like performing back-alley abortions, or maybe selling a kidney on the black market. [Pissed & Petty]