SuriWatch: Possible First, Blurry, Inconclusive Proof Of Baby's Existence Captured
Paparazzi agency X17's photographers just so happened to be circling Tom Cruise's compound in a helicopter when their telephoto-lens-equipped cameras began capturing hundreds of pictures of the baby-concealing actor's home, some of which seemed to contain barely discernible images of ghostly, imprisoned fianc e Katie Holmes and suspiciously unseen offspring Suri. Of course, at such a distance it's impossible to tell if the agency photographed Holmes and her daughter or one of the dozens of mother-and-baby decoy sets placed in various windows around the house, where they can easily draw the attention of airborne spies while the real Katie and Suri relax in the comfort of their subterranean nursery-bunker, watching their Baby Scientology Genius videos in peace.