Blogorrhea NYC: You'll Probably Die Alone and Miserable
• Forget "the right reasons" - you know it's time to get married when a) your baby brother is doing it, and b) your laundry lady tells you to. [The Tomato Diaries]
• A little bit of nostalgia for the girls, the boys who played with Barbies, and the mothers who still refuse to admit their sons are gay-gay-gay-gay-gay. [Jessica Cutler Online]
• You know a guy is packing some serious junk when he's upset that a horse's dick is bigger than his. Or at least, that's what he wants you to believe. [Slack LaLane]
• A guide to hating on New Yorkers, for the rest of the world that allegedly exists. [TIWWDN]