• Screw health benefits - wouldn't you want to get in on sex toy discounts working at Babes in Toyland? We thought so. [Pigeon in the Sun]
• Apparently the best, most delicious food causes indigestion, self-loathing. [The Liam McEneaney Experience]
• With the Project Runway "scandal" not so "scandalous", bloggers rush to create alternate scenarios in an attempt to create witty, original content. [perpetually nauseous]
• We don't want to spoil this one for you, but let's just say that the phrase "He took my flower" figures prominently. [TWAtT]