There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly
Either it's the heat or her medication's been adjusted, but Post gossip dowager Cindy Adams is even more disjointed than usual today. Items crash into each other with no attempt at transition, there's an entire bit about Star Jones that never once mentions Star Jones by name, and, best of all, there's this:
YOU may know Kelly Ripa's starring as the voice of a fly in the family animation film "Fly Me to the Moon." The story is three ant friends stow away on Apollo in Buzz Aldrin's helmet. Kelly plays the mother of Nat, a fly. She is also a fly.
Wow! Not only didn't we know that Kelly Ripa had a new movie coming out, we were equally ignorant that a fly's mother would also be a fly. Thanks for that lesson in insect biology, Cindy. Maybe tomorrow you can clear up that whole donkey/mule thing for us.
