• Chipotle doesn't care about your identity or who uses it to get their psuedo-Mexican fast food fix. [spinachdip]
• Being drunk for 74 hours is probably just as likely to kill you as watching 74 straight hours of improv. [The Apiary]
• Are you from Portland and in a polyamorous marriage? If so, then chances are you too, can get shagged by a Hotel Chelsea bellhop. [Adventures in Multiplicity]