Something's screwy in our server, so the rest of Valleywag will be a touch late tonight. Hold tight and cancel your plans; you're stayin' up late to catch the last posts of the week. Meanwhile, fill out that reader survey for your chance to win an iPod Shuffle. (I know you have a Nano. The Shuffle's for your kids.)

Update: And we're back. Looks like we can blame one or two ISPs (hint: rhymes with "Bomcast"). (You can still fill out the reader survey, by the way.)