• Winning American Idol may take you to many places (yay, Ford commercials!), but you'll still have to put up with the commonfolk at Yankee's games. [The Daily Dump]
• Not only do MTA employees don't care if you break the rules, they'll even give you permission to do so. [Carolyn Castiglia]
• Get your daily fix of tits, ass and illegal outdoor drinking at Bryant Park. Despite the not-so-conspicuous undercover cops, no-one cares that you're drunk and ogling underage girls. [ScorchedHotTub]
• Public transportation is supposed to be cheaper and more efficient than driving a car, isn't it? [Smallhands Ick]