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While in Paris for the couture shows, Times fashion critic Cathy Horyn went golfing with perhaps the only man on earth who could comprehend her prattling on about how she longs for "le pouf," Anna Wintour's mantoy Shelby Bryan. As if that weren't awkward enough, Horyn wore her golf attire to the shows:

Low and behold, the Times chief fashion critic arrived at the Chanel couture show last Thursday clad in a tank top and what at first appeared to be a miniskirt, sending the front row all aflutter. Horyn may be looking trimmer these days, but, Natalia Vodianova she is not.

Even worse, it turns out Horyn was actually wearing skorts.

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