• There's nothing hotter than two 30-somethings getting it on in public. Except for, you know, if they actually take their clothes off. [The Daily Dump]
• Missy Elliot might want to get on this remix: Get Your Yemen On. [Forksplit]
• Spotting a moron couldn't be easier if he was wearing a shirt that said, 'I'm a moron'. [New York Hack]
• We're going to spend the rest of the day thinking of alternate endings for the phrase, "If disappointment were a lubricant..." [TJTBT]