Hey cutie, need a place to sleep tonight? Let me get my head out of this bird's nest, and I'll hook you right up. If you're a defenseless model lost in a world filled with horrible people who aren't models, merely submit your vitals to ModelsHotel.com, the new antisocial network created by 24-year-old modeloid Jesper Lannung, above with gloves. The "gated community" of ModelsHotel will accept only professionally represented models, as opposed to the "'poseurs and wannabes' on MySpace." One alleged benefit is the chance for models to escape to their own selectively arranged group housing, as opposed to the little hamster cages run by their agencies. But who's going to change the newspaper in the corner and freshen the kibble?

This MySpace Isn't For Uglies, Fatties, Or Hipsters [Queerty]
MySpace, But For Models Only [NYM]
ModelsHotel [Official site]