We Are Not Even Going To Pretend That This Post Is Anything More Than An Excuse To Use The Phrase 'Pantomime Vagina'
When frequently incarcerated actress Michelle Rodriguez was recently asked how she passed the time during her brief, yet eventful, recent stints in jail, she gamely demonstrated her most memorable night in lock-up using nothing more than her own armpit and a pantomime vagina helpfully provided by a nearby fan. Onlookers were initially stunned by the display, but by the time she finished her impromptu, bravura performance, she was basking in their lusty applause.