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• Highlights turns 60. Gallant is excited, Goofus is off in the corner reading porn. [BG]
• President Bush apologizes to blind reporter he mocked yesterday, scraps plan to ask deaf journalist "Can you hear me now?" [Wonkette]
• Time Out ups the ante in city's ever-growing critical-assessment arsenal. BONUS: Frank Bruni describes what a star looks like. [NYT]
• Memo to media Jews: If you promise to stop writing articles about soccer, we'll promise to pretend that you're really virile, rugged athletic types. [NYO]
• Rupert Murdoch not just in it for the evil, also likes the money aspect. [Forbes]