• We always suspected those ads on the subway might contain subliminal messages. Today, we're no closer to being sure either way. [Hot Johnny]
• A free facial in exchange for giving an English lesson? A worthwhile deal? Perhaps not. [alongthoselines]
• When you run over someone while Rollerblading, sure you could apologize to them in person. But that's so predictable. Isn't it more fun to do it after the fact, on your blog, which your victim almost certainly doesn't read? [Drunk & Single in NYC]