• For New York chicks, it's much easier to find a date than to find a true friend — you know, the one who'll tell you your ass looks fat in those jeans. [Almost Literary]
• Con Ed takes the "L" word very seriously — just mention it, and they'll come over and bust down your door. [Maccers]
• Manhattan Video: Clean family fun and not-so-clean adult entertainment, all conveniently located under one roof. [CC Insider]