• How to get your through to a real, live Time Warner Cable customer service rep. [The Tomato Diaries]
• Fall in love with Harvey Weinstein all over again. [The Reeler]
• How to not get ripped off by the alleged Chelsea Hotel prostitution ring. [Living with Legends]
• How to survive a June downpour and still get reimbursed for going to Kinko's. [The Three-Toed Sloth]