• You can't play with your balls in Sheep Meadow. The signs say so, and so does one bitchy Frisbee player.[Amish in the City]
• You must always maintain positive relations with your newspaper vendor, even if sometimes his accent makes it impossible to hear what he's saying. [Ham & Cheese on Wry]
• A couple comprised of an attractive Asian accompanied by an Asian — not white — guy? The Jersey Shore is full of surprises. [The Muk Report]