What Valleywag got:

  • T-shirts from Trulia (logo and slogan), Browster (large — bloody useless), and Limbo 41414 ("The price is low...bitch")
  • $50 in wine tastings from Bite PR (did not affect judgment — Valleywag is run on beer)

What Valleywag needs (contact tips@valleywag.com):