• An exit strategy is always important, never more so than when you're leaving a club and want to make it out alive. [Clublife]
• Ladies, remember this: New York's single hetero men, at least according to one, find neither ballerina flats nor Mischa Barton to be particularly hot. [ScorchedHotTub]
• Bored at work? You should try sending out fake responses to Craigslist housing ads. You already do that? Oh. [Fresh Pepper?]