• Yes, Virginia, there is justice meted out to the Ferrari-driving douchebags from Jersey. Everyone once in a while, at least. [Monkeys in My Pants!]
• A drug test makes you consider: Could you test positive for your boyfriend's pot habit? Or for his ethnic background? [The Three-Toed Sloth]
• The R train: Absolutely intolerable to begin with, that much worse when your iPod craps out on you. [You Can't Make It Up]