Anatomy Of A Fake Pregnancy: Katie Holmes' Stretch Marks
America's Most Suspicious Couple has taken the next step in trying to convince the world that Katie Holmes that the Miracle Baby actually spent some quality time in her reproductive system. It's been exactly a month since the little bundle of maternal imprisonment arrived, and while we still have no photographic evidence of the infant, we've now been treated to the sight of Holmes' suddenly curvy postpartum figure and these new, completely accidental candid photos of what appear to be stretch marks. The conspiracy-minded might leap to the conclusion that this is some sort of false stomach constructed by Hollywood's most talented latex effects artists, but we think they favored a more low-tech approach, wherein Holmes laid bare belly-down on a shag carpet for the two hours before their latest, Suri-less foray into public.
