• Sure, vehicular manslaughter in midtown during rush hour sounds like a good idea at first. But then there's bound to be someone there with a cameraphone and a blog, ready to take pictures of your face and license plate. Damned technology. [Extrawack!]
• Bust out the penis horns and the shot-glass-on-a-necklace, it's bachelorette party time in the city. [Logged Hours]
• Chase knows exactly what you like in a bank: Free money for signing up with them, convenient ATM locations, and temporary checks that make others question your age and/or mental competence. [The Daily Dump]