• If you're going to insist on showing your dick on the subway, you've just got to expect it'll make its way to the interenet. [Citynoise]
• Here's a new way to promote your new standup CD: Staging a fake protest, complete with effigies, destruction, and mock violence. [Comedy Central Insider]
• In Bed-Stuy, apparently some dudes keep different lists of girls they would and wouldn't shag. Classy. [high class jackass]
• It's almost surprising that bloggers don't get together to actually mutually masturbate. [White Dade]