• Yes, Dan Smith is a real person, and, yes, he will teach you guitar. On the Upper West side. For a price. [Gridskipper]
• Our imaginations are active enough — we really didn't need visual confirmation of where that subway pole has been. [I'm New Here, NYC]
• Trying to pick up a banker chick? Here's how. (Better question: Why?) [Leveraged Sellout]
• The David Blaine merchandising opportunities are endless. Ah, capitalism. Copyranter]