• The killer squirrels are coming. Consider yourselves warned, Brooklynites. [Dirty Old Prom Queen]
• Century 21 makes a lot of people want to ralph. Just usually not literally. [Things That Make You Go "Hmmm"]
• So which would do prefer: Getting your teeth drilled? Or listening stories about P. Diddy being an asshole? The perfect solution: Do both! [Watcher]
• You know what the problem is with New York bloggers? They write about New York too much. [White Dade]