• No, David Blaine does not want to make out. Nor does he ever want to look at you again. [You Can't Make It Up]
• In Bushwick, it's "Mami". In Park Slope, it's "Mommy". Where would you rather live? [Three-Toed Sloth]
• Lose your wallet once, shame on the city. Lose your wallet twice, shame on you. [Negro Witticisms]