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· We're Not Dead Yet, Probably! Dept.: It's a big day for William Morris, as WMA is signed to represent Big Coffee's interests in Hollywood (hopefully avoiding another Akeelah and the Bee debacle), as well as signing up to become the latest agency that will fail to make the public give a shit about Jennifer Lopez's movie or music careers again.
· Britney buys baby clothes, but doesn't really seem that excited about it. Yeah, that's pretty much the whole story.
· Sit out Coachella this year, or were you just too messed up to remember much about the weekend? Buzznet's got a huge gallery of pics to either make you feel like you weren't too lazy to skip it or to jog your drug-addled memory.
· Whomever designed this spooge-flinging child's toy should probably be arrested immediately.
· Anna Nicole Smith's Supreme Court victory makes the world safe for skeleton-fucking golddiggers everywhere.