• Offloading on a random supermarket heckler is bound to make you feel better about gorging on all of those cheese samples. Calling the heckler a "fucking lunatic," though, may not be the best way to get the support of innocent bystanders. [Tao of Dan]
• Ah, so that's what you're supposed to do with an expense account. [High Class Jackass]
• Yes, it sucks when someone steals your laundry from the dryer. But must you inflict your misery on everyone else. [This Is What We Do Now]