• Everyone has an I-was-so-poor-when-I-first-moved-to-New York story. But does yours involved marrying a crazy gay Brazilian dude for his rent-controlled studio? [Jane]
• The spectator sport we've been waiting for: The Delivery-Man Heptathalon. [This Place is Dead Anyway]
• It's nice to know that all these years later Debbie Gibson still has multi-racial appeal. Or, at least inasmuch as she ever did. [NichelleNewsletter]