• What happens when you let commoners into an exhibit opening and load them up with free booze and swag? They ride around on library carts, naturally. [The Daily Dump]
• Oh, come on now, what's a Yankees game without the YMCA? [This Is What We Do Now]
• Whole Foods' Detective Doe reminds you that sneaking samples from the salad bar could get you banned from the premises. Forever. [The Company Bitch]
• Why funding for public-school arts education matters to you: Wouldn't you like your subway musicians to know more than one song? [Hot Johnny]