Blogorrhea NYC: Wouldn't You Like to Be a Tourist, Too?

• If you can't beat the camera-wielding tourists (figuratively or, alas, literally), join them. And make sure you take pictures of their reckless parenting techniques. [The Daily Dump]
• How to make your miserable evenings in swanky clubs just a touch more pleasant? Cards reading, "Congratulations, you're a douchebag!" We'd suggest printing up a batch. [Logged Hours]
• More challenges of living in New York: Potential suicides can interfere with with UPS deliveries. [Comedy Soapbox]
• Instead of crying about someone scratching your precious bumper, you can cry because you're being publicly mocked for using a bumper cover. And the best part? The privilege costs cost only $40. Ah, Park Slope. [The Muk Report]