Breaking! Katie Holmes To Wear Dress To Eventual Wedding!
With a prolonged and strenuous fake pregnancy behind her, Katie Holmes can finally focus on the next step outlined in her billion-year personal services agreement: her rapidly approaching marriage to contractual soulmate Tom Cruise. TMZ claims to have the exclusive! wedding dress! scoop! courtesy of a personal training company that has absolutely nothing to gain by spreading the word about its alleged employment by Holmes:
Katie Holmes has met with the owner of Buff Brides, a company that sculpts bodies for the big day. And, we're told, Buff Brides has specific instructions — get Katie ready to look amazing in her wedding dress. Now TMZ has the specifics — it's a sleek, strapless A-line dress that is form fitted across the waist and falls to the floor. As for cleavage — not so much. The bust is cut straight across.
We're told Katie has very specific goals to look great in the dress, working especially hard on her shoulders and back.
While the Cruise-approved regimen targets the upper body, the trainers have been instructed to let the muscles Holmes' lower half atrophy into near-paralysis, with any eye towards preventing any embarrassing, mid-ceremony escape attempts. Cruise is confident that no matter how buff his wheelchair bride's shoulders, she won't be able to out-roll the tranquilizer darts of the Sea Org's best snipers.