• Feel free to ignore that woman falling every few steps down Broadway. It's just her fashionable shoes of death. [You Can't Make It Up]
• Sure, it might seem like a good idea to invite bloggers to your off-Broadway play in an attempt to drum up some free publicity. Unfortunately, cameraphone pix of the other bloggers in attendance probably wasn't the publicity you were looking for. [BlaggBlogg]
• Compulsively checking UPS.com for the tracking reports on your new cell phone can't be good for your eyes, mouse, or mental well-being. But New Yorkers rarely let that get in the way of their obsessive fixations. [Languor Management]