Carolyn Murphy's Sex Tape, Blah Blah Blah
Seeing as neither Gawker editor is particularly turned on by the sight of a happily jiggling female, rest assured that we're only sharing the following with you because we want to keep you informed of important news from the world of modeling.
Our perverse brother Fleshbot has informed us that some clips from much-anticipated sex tape featuring Estee Lauder's golden girl, Carolyn Murphy, have inevitably made their way to the internet. It takes approximately forever to download but, should you finally access Ms. Murphy's reel (co-starring her ex-husband Jake Schroeder as "the dick"), you'll be treated with the usual supermodel fuck footage, plus bonus material of her dancing like a crackhead, all presented with a charming island theme.