• It's 2 a.m. on Saturday morning. You may be drunk, but there's no way you hallucinated those white, middle-aged ConEd employees busting a move to DMX on the corner outside your apartment. [Logged Hours]
• If you live in an "artsy" neighborhood and require medical attention on the subway, you're probably shit out of luck. Those hipster kids would never use their trust funds for something useful like med school. [Karnivale]
• If Bloomberg can prohibit smoking in bars and riding between subway cars, you'd think he'd at least push through some legislation banning behavior that actually affects our quality of life. [This Is What We Do Now]