• Yes, there are rolls for sale at the bodega. No, you may not necessarily buy them. [The Liam McEneaney Experience]
• "Yesterday, I gave the cashier 1.50, I got back a nickel and a Dead Sea scroll." Duane Reade takes its role in destroying the environment very seriously. [Claudia Cogan]
• Nothing screams "American Pride" like a spandex flag haltertop. We'd suggest buying it two sizes too small and pairing it with Jordache jeans. [Things That Make You Go "Hmmm"]
• When planning your suicide, be sure to choose a fashionable train to hurl yourself in front of. [Hot Johnny]