• It's hard to escape the crazies when you're running in place. [Logged Hours]
• It's not the trips that are dangerous. It's the luggage claim at JFK? [The Muk Report]
• Spring brings out the short skirts. Which brings out the creepy guys with videocameras. Who post the video — with soundtrack, even — to the web. Which really, really skeeves us out. [I Do Nothing All Day]
• Angry at the ASPCA? Sending them your blood will express your frustration. Or else land you in jail. [Languor Management]
• It's houseguest season. Anyone have any idea what to do with all these people who know nothing about New York? [Unhappy Medium]