• An etiquette question Emily Post, surprisingly, has never addressed: How to behave while getting a blowjob from a dude in the bathroom of an East Village straight bar. [Hot Johnny]
• Collecting unemployment is a lot like having a job. But without the indignity of having to work. [Things That Make You Go Hmmm]
• Here's a good way to prove you are nothing like the obsessive, pushy lawyer chick from Sex and the City: Write a 1,500 word blog post arguing your case. [Unhappy Medium]
• On Houston Street, you can get your bagel buttered by a totally hot Russian chick. [Krucoff.com]
• Breaking up with your mortgage lender is hard to do. [Maccers]