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• Finally, the first not-squishy photos of little Violet Garner-Affleck have emerged. Aw, how cute — it's baby's first real invasion of privacy. Welcome to the world, little one! [The Cooler]
• Katie Holmes receives her 6-foot cue cards reminding her to not make a noise while her forthcoming baby rips through her vagina and out into the world. [Sun UK]
• BlackBook goes to SXSW with a whole roster of questions pulled from vintage copies of Tiger Beat. The result? Lots of uncomfortable indie boys. [BlackBook]
• Mr. Belding, just because we can. [The Apiary]
• We've received a press release announcing that houseboy Kevin Federline has finally come up with a title for his debut album: Playing With Fire. It's OK to get a little excited — we won't tell.
• Joseph Gordon Levitt attempts to understand the paparazzi, bless his little heart. [You Tube]