• Even in the height of summer in the East Village, lowrise jeans and backless shirts are not a happy combination. In March, it's even worse. [PetroleumJellife]
• Double-decker tourist bus spotted in Brooklyn; residents pissed and armed with eggs. [MetblogsNYC]
• Lots of booze, little food, and running into a favorite SNL cast member. Things won't end well. [LianneStokes]
• What New York's emptier heads read each morning. [The State That I Am In]
• Finally, something for the "suspects" to do all day at Gimro: "New York Blitz" — a retro videogame circa 1983 — features aliens attacking the WTC. Freedom-hating fun! [ViceLand.com]