Designer John Varvatos unveiled his collection for Converse at Xavier High School last Thursday — but instead of executing a show that, you know, actually allowed people to see the product, Varvatos instead opted for the "creative approach." When that approach involves the gym bleachers, it can never be good. Behold the latest stupid post-fashion debacle as it defiles the halls of education; for all the trouble, we can only hope the Xavier PTA made a few bucks off of the deal.

[Courtesy of — who else? — Bucky Turco.]