A job listing spotted on Craigslist:

3/25: magazine exec. looking to hire black female stripper
looking to hire topless black female bartender AND BLACK FEMALE MIDGET STRIPPER FOR BIRTHDAY PARTY PLEASE EMAIL ME PICTURE'S AND CONTACT INFO.E-MAIL MAIL INFO. TO PARRISHLEE@YAHOO.COM

Initially, of course, he was going to seek a white female midget stripper. Isn't it nice to see the MPA's diversity efforts paying off?

Magazine Exec Looking to Hire Black Female Stripper [CL]
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