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Why are New York's drug delivery services so... uncreative? In California, the DEA just busted a bunch of dealers who had been distributing a clever line of Marijuana-infused candy bars and beverages. The brands available for purchase: Toka-Cola, Pot Tarts, Puff-A-Mint Pattie, Stoney Ranchers, Munchy Way, and Buddahfinger.

Such wit! Such impressive Photoshop skills! (It's safe to say that sitting in an Oakland jail cell is a guy who would have probably made a great creative director at a Conde Nast magazine.) And while we never really thought drugs needed much of a marketing push, you do have to give them a little credit for their entrepreneurial talents.

Drug Ring Sold Pot-Laced Candy, Soda [TSG]