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Ms. Coen is off "endangering the lives of celebrities"; I've agreed to step in and help Mr. Oxfeld insure you're not too miserably bored at work today. I thought I'd start off with the image that shook me to my core when I turned on my computer this morning. Yes, the tattoo above is supposed to look like Tori Spelling. (And it's also supposed to be sexy.) Apparently, Tori's fiance, Dean McDermott, got the tat in honor of Valentine's Day but only recently shamed himself by displaying it in public. Now all we have to do is wait for the inevitable breakup and the Dr. 90210 episode when Dean heads to see Dr. Robert Rey to have it removed. — Remy Stern