• "It's an amateur's holiday that results in my dog drinking discolored vomit." That's a bad thing? [Manhattan Offender]
• But, yeah, enough with those fucking little green dudes. [Fast Lad]
• Whatever else happens tomorrow, try to keep your shoes on. [Monkeys in My Pants]
• And don't forget, the homeless are hiding treasures for you in the subway. [The Social Cavity]