Good morning and hello to all of you who've come fresh to this site after seeing its proprietors on about ten thousand different entertainment shows explaining why providing detailed information about celebrity meanderings is actually a public service. Unfortunately, the lovely J. Co is unable to be here today as she's doing deep surveillance on the bodega-going habits of John Stamos, so your old pal TMFTML will be playing the role of gossipy blonde. The part of media-savvy gay will, as always, be played by Jesse Oxfeld. Let's get into trouble, baby.