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Still smelling of rose water and cardamom from his Journey of a Lifetime, Jeremy Piven has perhaps gotten a little spoiled by India's "all the girls you can bag in an hour for 5000 Rupees" policy. A quick meeting with the Entourage producers and one Craigslist posting later, and suddenly a "female models"-only mass casting opportunity is born:

HBO's Hit series "Entourage" is looking for more female models for our upcoming episodes of "Entourage." We will be having 2 castings this week Tuesday March 14 from 12 noon to 5pm and Wednesday March 15 from 12 noon to 5 pm. We are looking for college girls, girls next door and model type girls.

There is no height requirement. No need to send your picture to us; just show up at the open call.

Please come hair and make up camera ready as we will be taking Polaroid s of you.

Please only women at this time. No need to be a professional model.

Good Luck.

Indeed, good luck, especially in the second round, when any "college girls, girls next door and model type girls" deemed talented enough to be called back will be sent in pairs to "improvise a party-type scenario" with Piven's (negligibly different) Entourage alter-ego Ari Gold, in the intimate setting of his luxuriously appointed double banger.